Warning: Could be slightly offensive or hilarious, depending on what you drive...
Ever wish you had a witty acronym to come back at someone with when they're picking on your rig? Well, I've compiled a list of some of my favorites, feel free to use any of them at any time or add your own if you think you have a better one! Enjoy, Happy Tuesday!!!
Acura: All Customers Undergo Repair Anxiety -- Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile -- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Audi: Aging Unfulfilled Driver Inside -- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Bought My Wife -- Big Money Wasted -- Bowel Movement Wagon -- Break My Windows -- Bring More Wrenches
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer -- Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
Cadillac: Crazy Aunt Drives It Like a Lunatic Across the Country -- Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
Chevrolet: Crap Heaps: Expect Very Routine Owner Letdowns, Excessive Trouble -- Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Chevy: Can't Have Everything Valueable, Y'know?
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's -- Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Dodge: Diddling Old Dudes Get Excited -- Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere -- Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Ferrari: Fragile, Expensive Rides Repel All Reasonable Individuals
Fiat: Fix It Again, Tony! -- Failure In Automotive Technology
Ford: F*cked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge -- F*cker Only Runs Downhill -- First On Recall Day -- Fix Or Repair Daily -- Found On Road Dead -- Driver Returns On Foot (Ford backwards)
Geo: Get Everyone Out
GMC: Great, More Crap -- Got Mechanic Coming -- God's Mechanical Curse
GM: General Mistake
Honda: Hang On Not Done Accelerating -- Had One, Never Did Again
Hummer: Huge, Usually Male Member Enlarger Replacement
Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
Jaguar: Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Jeep: Just Expect Excessive Problems
Kia: Korean Idiot's Attempt
Lamborghini: Less Able Men Buy Only Really Gaudy High-priced Italian Narcissism Implements
Mercedes-Benz: Mechanical Engineers Regret Choices, Especially Designing Expensive Stuff, But Executives Need Zillions
Mini: Metrosexual Idiots Need Instructions
Mitsubishi: Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior Ignoring Sexual Harrassment Incidents
Mustang: Massively Ugly Shit-pile That's Always No Good
Nissan: Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Oldsmobile: Over-priced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment -- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Insanely Late Everyday
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche: Pricks Or Rich Shitheads Can Have ‘Em -- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Rolls-Royce: Rich Old Lame Lumps Still Run Over Your Childhood Expectations
Saab: Sadly Absent, Always Broken -- Stupid Arrogant A**hole Ba*tard
Saturn: Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now! -- Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Scion: Sad Cars Inspire Only Nausea
Subaru: Shift Up, Because Always Revs Unnecessarily -- Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Toyota: The One You Ought To Avoid -- Too Often Yankees Over-price This Auto -- Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless